Oh dear, that sounds pretty bad. What are you talking about?
I forgot what a pain in the ass it can be to manually install a cheap SSL certificate on Godaddy linux hosting.
So why did you do it and why do you call this post, “Murder by Server?”
Number one to save $$$ ????! $70 a year is crazy for a Godaddy DV certificate, (about $10 from Comodo) and number two… more later